I Am Finley


Don’t Let a Chip on Your Shoulder Destroy Your Marriage


Hilarious article:

Chip, for example, does what he’s told. He does it correctly. He does it promptly. He does it with good cheer. And I hate him. The number of marriages decimated by those measuring themselves up to this unattainable standard is probably incalculable at this point.

The Federalist

Full disclosure: the last time my wife asked me to screw something up in the kitchen I popped a whole in a hot water pipe.